Alisha: …the baby is really cute.
Kelly: [to Simon] I think she’s getting all broody, mate. Better knock her up.
(Source: sheriff-gilgun, via dead-end-street)
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you’re consumed by bitterness, morgana. it spreads within you like a disease. in my grief i left you infect me with your hate.
(Source: imagineallof)
posted 7 months ago || 132 notes
“There isn’t a man among us who would not die for you.”
(via starry--eyed)
posted 7 months ago || 296 notes
A Summary of Episode 5
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Agravaine: Ask him to sign a treaty.
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Arthur: SIGN MY TREATY!
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Caerleon: No.
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Agravaine: We should kill him.
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Arthur: KILL HIM!
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Merlin: Arthur, no! This isn't like you!
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Arthur: SHUT UP MERLIN. I AM ALONE DESPITE BEING OBVIOUSLY SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS. ANGST ANGST.
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Agravaine: Tell Gwen to fuck off.
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Arthur: FUCK OFF GWEN.
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Gwen: What?! But why?! I love you!
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Arthur: I DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN WITH YOU. WHAT WOULD THE PEASANTS THINK IF I WERE TO GO AROUND WITH A...PEASANT?!
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Gwen: That doesn't make any-
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Arthur: WE'RE OVER.
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Queen Annis: YOU KILLED MY HUSBAND. PREPARE TO BE INVADED.
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Morgana: *Holds up a large 'I'm with Annis' sign*
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Arthur: FUCKING FUCK. I TOTALLY DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING. WE'RE GOING TO WAR.
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Knights: We'll all gladly die for you, sire!
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Arthur: NO WAIT, SHUT UP. I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. CHAMPION DUEL! WITH ME AS MY OWN CHAMPION.
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Queen Annis: LOL OK I HAVE A WITCH ON MY SIDE.
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Morgana: I enchanted his sword so it's heavier than all of the bad decisions he's made in this episode put together! NO MAN COULD LIFT IT.
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Arthur: FUCK I CAN'T LIFT MY SWORD.
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Morgana: SUCCESS.
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Merlin: MAAGGGIIICCC.
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Arthur: I WIN!
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Morgana: What the fuck is going on?!
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Queen Annis: Arthur, I'm suddenly making a complete u-turn for no real reason. I now love you like a son. Let's forget you killed my husband and be BFFs.
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Morgana: *Burns the 'I'm with Annis' sign* I HATE EEVVEERRYYTTHHIINNGG!
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Merlin: Arthur, you're a cabbage head.
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Arthur: LOLOLOLOL.
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Gwen: Did anybody remember I was in this episode?
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Arthur: YES. Have some shitty flowers and be my wench!
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Gwen: OH, ARTHUR! I hear the solo violin playing! Kiss me!
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Morgana: HAS EVERYBODY FORGOTTEN THAT ARTHUR BLINDLY DID EVERYTHING SOME SKETCHY UNCLE TOLD HIM TO DO?! AND THAT HE MURDERED A KING?! AND THAT HE WAS GENERALLY AN ANGSTY LITTLE WHORE ALL EPISODE?!
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Everybody: YES!
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Morgana: GODDAMN IT.
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LOL! Brilliant. Still loved it.
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